I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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