he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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