I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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then he tried to convert me to islam
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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