when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
two words: eviction party
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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