he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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