Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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