Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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