Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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