Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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