Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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