He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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