i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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