In the future we'll all be gay
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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