Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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