I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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