So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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