This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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