Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize