WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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