Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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