So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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