I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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