Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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