the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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