Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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