I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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