i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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