idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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Drunk is not a location!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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