The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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3 2 1 whiskey
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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