You work out of a Hotel?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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