So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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