What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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