There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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