I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize