I heard we made out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
As shirtless as possible
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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