eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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