Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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