I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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