Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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