Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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