I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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