That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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