dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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