It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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