I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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