Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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