Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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