Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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