Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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