I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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