I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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