do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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